Sarcastic Floral Sticker: "Eat a Bag of Dicks" Vinyl Decal ** Set of 2**

🌼Serve up your attitude with a side of sarcasm and florals!

This 3" x 2.5" Eat a Bag of Dicks sticker isn’t just rude—it’s rudely adorable. Featuring a charming brown paper bag overflowing with cheerful flowers and a passive-aggressive message, this little masterpiece is perfect for chaos lovers who enjoy their sass with a sprinkle of wholesomeness.

Stick it anywhere your spicy little heart desires: 💻 Laptop? Yup. 📔 Journal? Absolutely. 🚗 Rear bumper? Hell yes, road rage in style. 💦 Water bottle? Totally waterproof and drama-resistant. Made with high-quality waterproof vinyl, this sticker is durable, weatherproof, and designed to survive even the most unhinged of emotional breakdowns. Whether you’re decorating your world or sending it as a “love note” to someone who really deserves it, this sticker hits the sweet spot between cute and chaotic.

✨ Perfect for:

• Sassy besties
• Petty queens 
• Therapy survivors
• Anyone who believes in matching their mood to their stationer
• Because sometimes, the best way to express yourself... is with a floral middle finger in sticker form. 💐💁‍♀️