Funny Unicorn Sarcastic Sticker: Adult Humor, Waterproof Vinyl Decal

🌼Serve up your attitude with a side of sarcasm and florals! This 3" x 2.5" Eat a Bag of Dicks sticker isn’t just rude—it’s rudely adorable. Featuring a charming brown paper bag overflowing with cheerful flowers and a passive-aggressive message, this little masterpiece is perfect for chaos lovers who enjoy their sass with a sprinkle of wholesomeness.

Stick it anywhere your spicy little heart desires:
💻 Laptop? Yup.
📔 Journal? Absolutely.
🚗 Rear bumper? Hell yes, road rage in style.
💦 Water bottle? Totally waterproof and drama-resistant.

Made with high-quality waterproof vinyl, this sticker is durable, weatherproof, and designed to survive even the most unhinged of emotional breakdowns. Whether you’re decorating your world or sending it as a “love note” to someone who really deserves it, this sticker hits the sweet spot between cute and chaotic.

✨ Perfect for:
– Sassy besties
– Petty queens
– Therapy survivors
– Anyone who believes in matching their mood to their stationery

Because sometimes, the best way to express yourself... is with a floral middle finger in sticker form. 💐💁‍♀️