Don’t Be a C*ck Sucker Beaded Keychain – Funny AF Gift for Your Favorite Smartass

Dont be a cock sucker! When subtlety just won’t cut it, this keychain says it loud and proud (with beads, of course). Whether you’re calling out BS or just spreading some tough love, this hilarious little gem is the perfect reminder to keep it classy-ish. Handmade with colorful beads and way too much personality, it’s the ultimate gift for your BFF, your partner in crime, or anyone who needs a gentle attitude adjustment. Clip it to your keys, bag, or emotional baggage – we don’t judge. ✨ Features: “Don’t Be a C*ck Sucker” – because someone had to say it. Sassy, bold, and impossible to ignore. Handmade for maximum shade. Great for birthdays, gag gifts, or just because you’re that friend. Warning: May cause spontaneous snort-laughing and side-eye from strangers.